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Men's Birthday Cards (8 Cards) - Various Styles
8 cards

Our selection of 8 assorted cards.
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Men's Birthday Card - Narrow Road Ahead
19174073

Outside: Caution.
Inside: Narrow road ahead. Happy Birthday.

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Men's Birthday Card - Fighting Never Solved
19647

Outside: Fighting never solved anything...
Inside: Give in and have a Happy Birthday.

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Men's Birthday Card - Drag Queen
19055

Outside: A cross dressing, sequins loving man. Singer, dancer and lover of Babs, Bette & Liza. Man with wig that has achieved "diva" status.
Inside: Happy Birthday you super diva!
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Men's Birthday Card - Campy
19059

Outside: Displaying outlandish, kitschy, effeminate behavior in a theatrical way. Not to be confused with "camping" which is more related to lesbians. Includes tupperware parties and movies starring Devine.
Inside: Happy Birthday you campy thang!
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Men's Birthday Card - Soul
19007

Outside: (blank)
Inside: In you my soul has found its
truest friend. Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - You'd Put Anything
19803

Outside: You'd put anything in your mouth.
Inside: Well, almost anything! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - When He Was Young
19103

Outside: When he was young, Bill didn't mind so
much mom dressing him up like she did.
Inside: Now an adult, you should see how
leather daddy dresses him!
Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Love To Spend With You
19015

Outside: I would love to spend your
birthday with you!
Inside: Unfortunately...I'm attending
the opening of my garage door.
Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - What Are You Looking At
19646

Outside: What are you looking at?!
Inside: I hope you get what ever he wants
for your birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Ranch Hands
19940

Outside: I'm lookin' for a strong pair
of ranch hands.
Inside: I heard you've milked your share
of studs! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Birthday Fairy
19021

Outside: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Fairy!
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Steven Stines Card - Perfect Gift
19025

Out:Now what would be the perfect gift for you?
In:I mean, besides me. Happy Birthday.
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Michael Owens Card - Home Run!
20007

Inside:Hope you score on your birthday!
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Michael Owens Card - Night I'd Never Forget
20001

Inside:Hope your birthday is a memorable one! Happy Birthday!
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Men's Birthday Card - Keeps On Tricking
19083

Outside: How many licks does it take?
Inside: Happy birthday to someone who takes a licking and keeps on tricking.
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Steven Stines Card - Time Has Come
20040

Out:The time has come...
In:For you to open your gift! Happy Birthday.
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Michael Owens Card - Overly Effeminate Boyfriend
20003

Inside:Face it. You're another year older. Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Make Sure It Fits
19084

Outside: You know I’ll give you whatever
you want for your birthday.
Inside: Just make sure it fits. Otherwise, I’ll hafta turn around and return it! Happy Birthday.
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Michael Owens Card - Thousand Guys
20005

Inside:Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Got A Little Behind
19085

Outside: Sorry, I got a little behind.
Inside: I didn’t mean to miss your birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Fashion Of The Christ
19521

Outside: "Thou shalt shop well and accessorize!"
(The Fashion of the Christ)
Inside: Jesus, you're fabulous! Happy Birthday!
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Michael Owens Card - Why Can't You Love Me
20002

Inside:XOXO! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Naked Late
19990

Outside: Sorry, It's Late
Inside: Had a little trouble wrapping this one!
Happy birthday.
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Men's Love Friendship Card - New Trick
15355

Outside: "I've got a new
trick to teach you..."
Inside: "...But you know what they
say about old dogs"
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Men's Birthday Card - Two's Company
19026

Outside: Two's company...
Inside: ...three's a party!
Happy Birthday
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Men's Birthday Card - Actions
20043

Outside: Should I tell you
how I feel in words...
Inside: ...or actions. Happy Birthday!
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Pride Congratulations Card - Proud Parents
31509

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Outside: Congratulations!
Inside: To the proud parents.
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Dsylexia
289

Front: You don't look a day over 25
Inside: Please excuse my dsylexia
Happy Birthday!
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Dream Big
202

Front:
Inside: Dream Big! Happy Birthday!
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Harvey
150

Front: Harvey has been a naughty girl
and needs to be spanked.
Inside: It's Your Birthday! Bend Over.
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Cat Neuroses
113

Front: High-strung. anti-social. obstinate.
cunning. Finicky. Temperamental... Inside: Happy Birthday
That's one crazy-ass pussy you've got there!
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Paper Doll
213

Front: Delores
Inside: Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Plays Well
207

Front: Demonstrat3s a positive attitude
towards physical activity. Uses a
variety of media and techniques.
Plays well with self.
Inside: Happy Birthday to a real class act!
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Clayboy Greeting Card - The Lion Kink
188

Front: The Lion Kink
Inside: Happy Birthday Sexy Beast!
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Mirror, Mirror
338

Front: Objects in the mirror are older
than they appear.
Inside: Happy Birthday to the
Fairest one of all.
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Bargain Hunter
199

Front: Myrna took advantage of the shrunken
head sale, and had all her exes done. Inside: Happy Birthday Bargain Hunter
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Clayboy Greeting Card - More...
164

Front: various degrading adjectives
Inside: It's your Birthday
is there anything you'd like to share?
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Peter Piper
197

Front: Peter Piper Picked a Peck
of Prickled Peckers.
Inside: Yucca it up on your Birthday.
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Debbie
216

Front: Debbie was a High-Mainenance Bitch
who never learned to pick up after herself.
Inside: I dropped everything when I heard
it was your Birthday.
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Free Facelift
174

Front: One more facelift and sally
gets a free one.
Inside: It's your birthday, are you ready
for your close up?
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Clayboy Greeting Card - Curling
418

Front: Connie's Breasts were beginning to sag
a little, so she decided to take up curling.
Inside: Happy Birthday! Let the good times roll.
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Aquarius
5139

The Water Bearer
January 20-February 18
This card is slightly naughty!
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Bad Spellers
5812

Cover Message:
Bad Spellers of America UNTIE!
Inside Message:
Let me S-P-E-L-L it out for you-
Happy Birthday!
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Cute Chick
5757

Cover Message:
Just what you wanted for your Birthday...
Inside Message:
A cute chick with big hooters
and a nice ass!
Happy Birthday
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Aries
5141

The Ram
March 21-April 19
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Difference Between
5913

Cover Message:
What's the difference between
love, true love, and showing off?
Inside Message:
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Happy Birthday
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Cancer
5132

The Crab
June 21-July 22
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - First Sex Partner
5653

Cover Message:
Happy Birthday!
Do you remember your first sex partner?
Inside Message:
You should! It's right there
on the end of your arm.
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Let's Get Drunk
5728

Cover Message:
The Twinkling stars, the moon's pale light,
such beauty fills the sky at night.
Inside Message:
ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT. LET'S GO GET DRUNK!
Happy Birthday.
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Capricorn
5138

The Goat
December 22-January 19
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Gemini
5131

The Twins
May 21-June 20
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Titz Hang Lo
5927

Cover Message:
Your style and Mature, feminine beauty
reminds me of that famous Geisha-
Inside Message:
Titz Hang Lo, Happy Birthday!
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Trisexual
5577

Cover Message:
Straight? Gay? Bisexual?
Me? I think I'm Strisexual...
Inside Message:
At my age,I'll try anything!
Happy Birthday
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Leo
5133

The Lion
July 23-August 22
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Turbo 5000
5890

Cover Message:
Excuse me! Is there an Anne Smith
Sho lives in this neighborhood?
I have an important delivery for her.
Turbo 5000 Vibrabat
Inside Message:
It's your birthday, treat yourself!
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Libra
5135

The Scales
September 23-October 22
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Sagittarius
5137

The Archer
November 22-December 21
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Scorpio
5136

The Scorpion
October 23-November 21
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Taurus
5142

The Bull
April 20-May 20 This card is slightly naughty!
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