Men's Birthday Cards

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Men's Birthday Cards (8 Cards) - Various Styles

Our selection of 8 assorted cards.
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Men's Birthday Card - Slippery When Wet

Outside: Caution
Inside: Slippery when wet. Happy Birthday.

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Men's Birthday Card - Narrow Road Ahead

Outside: Caution.
Inside: Narrow road ahead. Happy Birthday.

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Men's Birthday Card - Man On Raft

Outside: For the guy who's got it all...
Inside: Finally, a place to put it.

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Men's Birthday Card - Fighting Never Solved

Outside: Fighting never solved anything...
Inside: Give in and have a Happy Birthday.

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Men's Birthday Card - Wisdom

Inside: To my friend who has it all. Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Drag Queen

Outside: A cross dressing, sequins loving man. Singer, dancer and lover of Babs, Bette & Liza. Man with wig that has achieved "diva" status.
Inside: Happy Birthday you super diva!
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Men's Birthday Card - Campy

Outside: Displaying outlandish, kitschy, effeminate behavior in a theatrical way. Not to be confused with "camping" which is more related to lesbians. Includes tupperware parties and movies starring Devine.
Inside: Happy Birthday you campy thang!
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Men's Birthday Card - God Bless America

Outside: God Bless America.
Inside: She certainly blessed you! Happy birthday!
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Men's Birthday Card - Happy Birth Day!

Outside: Happy Birth Day!
Inside: Didn't know ya had it in you!
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Men's Birthday Card - Soul
19007

Outside: (blank)
Inside: In you my soul has found its
truest friend. Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - You'd Put Anything
19803

Outside: You'd put anything in your mouth.
Inside: Well, almost anything! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Sit-n-Spin Reality Show
19534

Outside: Sit-'n-Spin.
Inside: Happy Birthday to someone who
deserves their own reality show.
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Men's Birthday Card - When He Was Young
19103

Outside: When he was young, Bill didn't mind so
much mom dressing him up like she did.
Inside: Now an adult, you should see how
leather daddy dresses him!
Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - It Never Fails
19700

Outside: It never fails. Every year, someone
makes the same tired, juvenile
'oral sex' joke just before you
blow out the candles.
Inside: ...and every year, you suck
their dick in the john.
Happy Birthday, Cocksucker!
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Men's Birthday Card - Pushing 30
19701

Outside: Pushing 30?! Bitch, Please!
Inside: You're draggin' it!
Happy Birthday you old queen!
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Men's Birthday Card - Trixie's Super-Sized Birthday
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Outside: Trixie was sure if she watered it
it would grow.
Inside: Hope you have a
SUPER-SIZED birthday!
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Men's Birthday Card - Gay Rest Stop
19005

Outside: Gay rest stop. Cocktails,
boys, clubs, baths, massage.
Inside: I Don't know how else I would have
found you! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Looking Good
19038

Outside: Looking good...
Inside: Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Love To Spend With You
19015

Outside: I would love to spend your
birthday with you!
Inside: Unfortunately...I'm attending
the opening of my garage door.
Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Raw Beauty
19016

Outside: Raw Beauty is more then skin deep.
Inside: It's layers upon layers of foundation!
Happy Birthday gorgeous!
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Men's Birthday Card - For Your Birthday
19645

Outside: For your birthday I found you this
hot skater boy who promised he could
teach you all his cool moves.
Inside: I'm sure you'll be flipping for him
in no time! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - What Are You Looking At
19646

Outside: What are you looking at?!
Inside: I hope you get what ever he wants
for your birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Ranch Hands
19940

Outside: I'm lookin' for a strong pair
of ranch hands.
Inside: I heard you've milked your share
of studs! Happy Birthday.
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Men's Birthday Card - Birthday Fairy
19021

Outside: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Fairy!
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Men's Birthday Card - King Of England
19802

Outside: For your bithday I intend to plunge
this so hard and deep inside you
Inside: Anyone with the strength to pull me out
will be declared the King of England!
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Men's Birthday Card - What's Wrong With Picture
19527

Outside: What's wrong with this picture?
Inside: Not a DAMN thing! Happy Birthday!
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Men's Birthday Card - Happy Booty
19081