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Falcon Greeting Card - Celebrate
31036
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I can't decide how we should
celebrate your birthday...
Inside: ...on the bed, the floor,
the kitchen table, in the
back seat of the car,
hanging from the chandelier!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Clogged
31047
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Inside: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Feel Like Sex?
31032
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If this card makes you feel
like having sex, then...
Inside: ...you're nothing more than
a cheap, loving slut!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Move A Muscle
31038
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It's your birthday! Stay in bed and
don't move a muscle...
Inside: ...Well... maybe just one!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Penalty
31060
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday, a 10 yard penalty.
Inside: Right in that "tight-end" of yours!.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Rock Hard
31041
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: When I heard you didn't
flirt with your new cellmate
with the rock-hard body,
I realized something about you...
Inside: You really are sick.
Get better.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Satisfy You
31048
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If it was flowers you were
expecting, this card won't satisfy you.
Inside: But if it's a hot naked
man with a hard dick you're
craving, then Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Screw
31052
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday,
he wants to screw your brains out!
Inside: Looks like someone beat him to it!
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Spit-N-Spin
31056
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Found this great gift
for your birthday!
Inside: It's called the Spit-n-Spin!
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Falcon Greeting Card - The Position
31057
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: "Assume the position!"
Inside: "Chest out! Hips bent! Legs up!" Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Under 25
31034
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I asked a salesman where I could pick up something for under 25 bucks!
Inside: He gave me your address.
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - We Have Ways
31054
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: We have ways of making you talk.
Inside: And even more ways
of making you beg!
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Falcon Greeting Card - What's Up
31031
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Woke Me
31046
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Now that you woke me...
Inside: You've got to stroke me!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Yours, Mine
31051
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I believe this is yours.
Inside: Who am I kidding... it's MINE!!
(And all you get is this stupid card.)
Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Give Me Ten
31001
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Drop and give me ten!
Inside: Ten inches that is! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Wet Dreams
31004
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday, I want to make your dreams come true!
Inside: Especially your wet dreams. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Love Me Deep
31016
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Love me tender...
Inside: ...love me deep.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Go Up
31061
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Sometimes there's no where to go but up!
Inside: Then again, you're known for going down.
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Eyes Say Yes
31064
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: His eyes say yes...
Inside: The rest speaks for itself! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - A Little Love
31065
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: At your age a little love never hurt.
Inside: But a big one can be murder! Happy birthday!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Boy Next Door
31066
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I'm surprised you still haven't met the boy next door.
Inside: God knows you've been around the block!
Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Size
31067
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Size isn't everything.
Inside: It's the only thing. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Like A Man
31068
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Take it like a man!
Inside: You're a year older! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Whips Out Dick
31069
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: On your birthday, what should you do
if your date unexpectedly whips out his dick?
Inside: By all means! Jump on it! Happy birthday
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Falcon Greeting Card - Something
31070
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I had something in mind for your birthday...
Inside: Now seems like the perfect time to bring it up!
Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Long, Hard Ride
31003
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: At your age you probably think you've tamed every frontier...
Inside: ...but you've got a long, hard ride in front of you. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Blowing It
31017
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Your present cost me a whole paycheck, but I didn't mind blowing it.
Inside: At that price, I didn't mind fucking it either. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Blew It Twice
31018
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: The card is late, the gift is used. Okay, I admit it...
Inside: ...I blew it twice. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Bed Of Roses
31026
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday, I've arranged for a beautiful boy on a bed of roses...
Inside: ...and I got pricked in the process. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Surprise
31028
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If you turn him over, you'll find a nice surprise.
Inside: Me! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - One Of A Kind
31030
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Blank
Inside: You are one-of-a-kind!
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