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Falcon Greeting Card - Ass Hole
31053
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Something about this card
reminded me of you
Inside: Happy Birthday Ass Hole!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Attention
31044
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I suggest...
Inside: ...you stand at attention
and take what's coming to you!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Basic Training
31050
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Basic training ain't all that bad.
Inside: It's the showers that really
wear you out!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Celebrate
31036
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I can't decide how we should
celebrate your birthday...
Inside: ...on the bed, the floor,
the kitchen table, in the
back seat of the car,
hanging from the chandelier!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Clean Card
31033
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Happy Birthday!
Inside: Sorry...This was the cleanest
card I could find!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Clogged
31047
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Inside: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Feel Like Sex?
31032
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If this card makes you feel
like having sex, then...
Inside: ...you're nothing more than
a cheap, loving slut!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Good Blow Job
31035
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday I couldn't
think of anything better than
a good blowjob!
Inside: And isn't it just like me to
use my head! Happy Birthday!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Good Man
31043
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: You can't keep a good man down.
Inside: But you can always go
down on a good man.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Head & Shoulders
31040
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Fretting about your age?
Just put your head on my shoulder.
Inside: And then your legs
Happy Birthday!
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Jail Bait
31037
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Lube Special
31055
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Move A Muscle
31038
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Open Your Eyes
31059
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Pain In The Ass
31058
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Penalty
31060
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Rock Hard
31041
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Satisfy You
31048
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Screw
31052
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Special Delivery
31039
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Spit-N-Spin
31056
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Stiff One
31049
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Tastes Like Chicken
31042
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - The Position
31057
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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Falcon Greeting Card - Under 25
31034
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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$2.75
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