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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Christmas Homo
BX637

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Merry Christmas!
Inside: Homo!
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Christmas Lesbo
BX638

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Hey! Merry Christmas!
Inside: Lesbo!
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Santa Quits!
BX639

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: A Barbie for Ben and a tool belt for Jane!
Inside: I quit!
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Barbie's Mine! Bite Me
BX800

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: "Barbie's mine!" "Bite me!"
Inside: Share in the joy of Christmas.
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Jimmy - Easy Bake Oven
BX801

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Jimmy decided if he didn't get the
Easy-Bake Oven, the bitch was gonna pay.
Inside: Hope you get what you want for Christmas
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Celebrate With Style
BX802

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: David began building his salon at an early age. He had what it took to make the girls look fierce.
Inside: It's Christmas. Celebrate with style!
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Don't Ask - Don't Tell
BX804

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: While Kevin loved playing army, he resented his sister’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.
Inside: (blank)
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Don't Shoot Your Eye Out
BX805

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10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Don’t shoot your eye out this Christmas.
Inside: (blank)
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Hope Santa Brings You The Pussy
BX807

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10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: I hope Santa brings you the pussy you’ve been asking for.
Inside: (blank)
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Sure As Hell Not Samantha
BX808

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10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: I'd be Carrie, Miranda or Charlotte. I'm sure as hell not Samantha!
Inside: (blank)
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Happy Alcoholidays!
BX809

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Happy Alcoholidays
Inside: (blank)
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Real, Cheap, Ugly Tree
BX810

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Dad always insisted on a real tree.. a real, cheap, ugly tree.
Inside: (blank)
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Warm Christmas
BX811

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: I gotta go to the potty! …oh, wait. Never mind!
Inside: Try to stay warm this Christmas.
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Ice Box Greetings Christmas Cards - Family Picture
BX812

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: "Jingle Bells! Grandma smells!" "My son-in-law is gay!" "Go to hell, ungrateful bitch!" "It's family Christmas day!"
Inside: It's Christmas Spend it with the ones you love.
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Rudolph's Drag Race
BX904

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Rudolph's Drag Race!
Inside: Merry Christmas.
Let the reindeer games begin!
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Go Gaga
BX905

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: It's Christmas! Go Gaga!
Inside: You can't read Santa's poker face!
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Boxed Christmas Cards - White Trash Christmas
BX950

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: I'm dreaming of a white trash Christmas
Inside: …just like the ones we used to know.
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - Oh My God! He's Black
BX080

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Oh My God! He's Black!
Inside: Wishing you big surprises this Holiday Season!
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - Holy Shit! Its Christmas
BX200

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Your Savior is in need of a diaper change.
Inside: Holy shit! It’s Christmas!
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - God's Gift
BX649

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Who do you think you are?
Inside: God's gift to the world?
Merry Christmas!
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - Christmas Grab Bag
BX974

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Gold?! Damnit! We all agreed the
Christmas grab bag limit was ten bucks!
Inside: Myrrh-y Christmas
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - Back Off Jesus
BX975

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: “Back off, Jesus!” “Aw, it’s my birthday"
Inside: Jesus may have died for our sins, but Santa has the toys! Merry Christmas
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - He Has My Eyes!
BX976

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: "He has my eyes!"
"Umm, yeah, about that…
There's something I've been meaning to tell you"
Inside: Hope your Christmas is full of surprises!
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Religious Humor Boxed Christmas Cards - The Results Are In...
BX977

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: The results are in… Joseph,
you are NOT the father!"
Inside: Maury Christmas
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Pink Flamingo - Holiday Is Fabulous
BX116

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Blank.
Inside: Hope your holiday is fabulous!
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Rudolph In Raingear
33220bx

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Only 1 box still available.
10 Cards per box.
Outside:Rudolph with a red nose raingear
Inside:May you be showered with lots of goodies this christmas.
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Homo Holiday
36220bx

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10 Cards per box.
Outside: It's good to be...
Inside: Homo for the holidays (have a gay ol' time)
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Snowman Surprise
35620bx

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10 Cards per box.
Outside:Holidays are filled with Big surprises.
Inside:Hope you get some. (merry, merry)
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Boxed Christmas Cards - All I Want
99720bx

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10 Cards per box.
Outside: All I want for christmas is
Inside: not in this card. (Miss you, hope to see you in the new year. Merry Christmas)
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Boxed Christmas Cards - I Got Fat
99620bx

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10 Cards per box.
Outside: Santa came to town and all I got was fat.
Inside: Seasons greetings to you.
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Pumped
52820

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10 Cards per box.
Outside: Blank
Inside: Pumped for the holidays.
Larger front & inside image...
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Olive
52720bx

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10 Cards per box.
Outside: Blank
Inside:Olive the holidays!
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Jolly Snowman
143

Outside: Blank.
Inside: 'Tis the season to get your Jollies!
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Spruced Up
184

Outside: Shirley was all lit up like a Christmas tree. George looked like he was pretty well hung.
Inside: Get all spruced up for Christmas.
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Nice Sack
298

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Outside: Nice Sack.
Inside: Another year in the bag...Season's Greetings.
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Hunting Accident
393

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Outside: CNN Late Breaking News
Dick Cheney 'accidentally kills' santa claus.
Inside: Season's Greetings...Hope you have a blast!
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Pie
406

Outside: I hope you saved room for pie.
Inside: Eat, drink, and be merry.
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Santa has a Senior Moment
408

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Outside: Santa has a senior moment.
Inside: [ ] Merry Christmas [ ] Happy Easter
[ ] I can't remember why I got this card.
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Santa's Wish
411

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Outside: If only he could be as rich and famous as she was. Who the hell was this Oprah person anyway?
Inside: Maybe if he was on American Idol...
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Clayboy Single Christmas Card - Global Warming
459

Only 2 still available.
Outside: Global Warming. If we don't stop it Frosty will die.
Inside: Whatever. It's not like Frosty brings the presents.
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Black Cat
BX163

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Blank
Inside: May the spirit of Christmas
shine its bright light upon you.
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Boxed Christmas Cards - All Is .Com
BXC6

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: all is .com
Inside: all is .bright @ christmastime
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Christmas #026
LD026

Cover Message: You know that saying,
'the best things come in small packages'?
Inside Message: That's what men with small
packages day. Merry Christmas!
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Flamingo Tree
BX99205

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Blank
Inside: Wishing you a bright and happy holiday season.
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Boxed Religous Christmas Cards - Gift of Life
BX70802

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Gift of Life
A candle burns brightly for every believing
heart, reminding us all of the gift of life.
Inside: With blessing for a joyfull holiday season.
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Happy Chanukah
BX966A

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: Blank
Inside: Happy Chanukah
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Nine Warning Signs of Christmas
BX6099

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10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: The nine warning signs of Christmas
Inside: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
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Boxed Christmas Cards - Rainbow Hanukah
BX020

10Cards & Envelopes
Outside: "rainbow hanukah", image
Inside: Blank
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Christmas #029
LD029

Cover Message: To me they're not so much
'The Three Wise Men',
as the 'Three Typical Men
Inside Message: You know, arriving late
with inappropriate gifts expecting
a virgin. Merry Christmas
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