Dirty Works Greeting Cards

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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #001
LD001

Message On Cover:
Recently, my gyno is the only man that want's to see me naked
Message Inside:
and I have to pay him to look...Have a Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #009
LD009

Message On Cover:
For your birthday, let's go to the mall
Message Inside:
and taunt some teenagers with our higher credit limit and easier access to prescription painkillers. Have a great day, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #013
LD013

Message On Cover:
Oh goody, we're getting older.
Message Inside:
If my upper arms get any looser, I'll be able to fly. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #055
LD055

Message On Cover:
You want to know the best way to cover gray hair?
Message Inside:
Cotton panties, Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #058
LD058

Message On Cover:
I got collagen injections for fuller lips.
Message Inside:
Now I can't cross my legs. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #074
LD074

Message On Cover:
Listen Doll, having a whip and spurs doesn't make you'a cowgirl.
Message Inside:
It makes you 'more likely to get what you want'. Whatever it takes to have a great birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #081
LD081

Message On Cover:
It's your birhtday, Doll - Don't worry about dieting
Message Inside:
Unless, of course, you moon someone and they think your airbag's gone off. Have a great day!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #083
LD083

Message On Cover:
Thank goodness they finally decided there's global warming.
Message Inside:
I thought it was just me. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #091
LD091

Message On Cover:
Oh, Hi Doll. Did you hear my mirrors stopped working?
Message Inside:
Everytime I looked in one I saw my mother. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #093
LD093

Message On Cover:
I don't know why women complain about pantyhose?
Message Inside:
At least when your lady parts drop, they're easier to find. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #062
LD062

Message On Cover:
The doctor said I should elevate my legs more.
Message Inside:
Like he's the first man to tell me that. So what's up, Doll?
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #071
LD071

Message On Cover:
Just remember, Doll
Message Inside:
Most problems can be solved with a shovel and an alibi. Thinking of you!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Girl Talk #061
LD061

Message On Cover:
No Doll, I'm not a model
Message Inside:
I just have to stand like this when I Cough, laugh or sneeze. Don't ya love being a girl?
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Medical Test #082
LD082

Message On Cover:
I know Doll, we all get tired of doctors.
Message Inside:
The next set of stirrups I see better come with a pony. Thinking of you!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Sister Birthday #069
LD069

Message On Cover:
You know, Sis, you were always 'the pretty one'.
Message Inside:
Which forced me to be 'the gorgeous one'. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #008
LD008

Message On Cover:
So what if you're a year older, Doll? Your're Gorgeous, thin, brilliant, and have fabulous taste
Message Inside:
Now do me.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #016
LD016

Message On Cover:
When it comes to men, you got to know when to hold them, know when to scold them, know when to walk away
Message Inside:
Know where to grab and twist to get their full attention. Happpy Birthday, Doll.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #017
LD017

Message On Cover:
How can you tell you had too much fun on your birthday?
Message Inside:
Your OBGYN hears an echo. Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #084
LD084

Message On Cover:
So Doll, do you know how to tell when your youth is over?
Message Inside:
Your drugs come from Canada instead of Mexico. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #085
LD085

Message On Cover:
It's the latest in self-defense.
Message Inside:
'Perky Repellent'
Don't thank me, just have a fabulous birthday.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #090
LD090

Message On Cover:
You know the best way to ease the appearance of wrinkles?
Message Inside:
Leave your glasses on the nightstand. Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #068
LD068

Message On Cover:
So Doll, the other day the cable guy and I were in the trapeze playing Tarzan and Xena Warrior Princess, when suddenly the cat jumps in -
Message Inside:
What? Didn't you know I had a cat? Guess we need to catch up!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Get Well #023
LD023

Message On Cover:
So listen Doll, if you have a cute doctor...
Message Inside:
consider wearing your hospital gown backwards. Get better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Get Well #056
LD056

Message On Cover:
So Doll, I heard you were flat on your back
Message Inside:
Reliving prom night? Hope you're felling better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Girl Talk #041
LD041

Message On Cover:
So Doll, if he says he needs to find himself, tell him
Message Inside:
'You're a jerk. There, I saved you the trip.'
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #096
LD096

Message On Cover:
Doctors say we should check our boobs every month
Message Inside:
Mine's still on the couch where I left him. Happy Birthday
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #097
LD097

Message On Cover:
No Doll, I don't have whiplash.
Message Inside:
I just ran out of scarves to hide my neck. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #098
LD098

Message On Cover:
Oh look, Doll - It's the tiny purse stage of life.
Message Inside:
You know, that grace period between Tampax and Depends. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #100
LD100

Message On Cover:
I used to visit museums
Message Inside:
but I had to stop when a group of kids gathered and the guide started describing me. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #101
LD101

Message On Cover:
So Doll, know why women of a certain age favor leopard prints?
Message Inside:
It distracts from the age spots. Happy Birthday!
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Dirty Works - Seeing Less

OUTSIDE:(Blank)
INSIDE: Since we've been seeing less of each other, I've realized that maybe we shouldn't see each other at all.
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Dirty Works - Friends For Long Time

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OUTSIDE:(Blank)
INSIDE: We've been friends for a long time now and when I heard you were getting married I was a bit offended, because you didn't tell me you were pregnant.
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Dirty Works - Congratulations

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INSIDE: Congratulations! I'm happy for you, but I would be happier if it were me.
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Dirty Works - Ability to Stay Celibate

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OUTSIDE:(Blank)
INSIDE: I admire your ability to stay celibate for so long, but I would be more impressed if you weren't trying so hard to get laid all the time.
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Dirty Works - Not My Mother

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INSIDE: You're not my mother.
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CD Music Greeting Card - Angel Child
PMCD0149