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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Santa Gets A Little Stiff
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Rump Pump Pump Pump
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Hark The Hairy Angels Sing
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Oh Holey Night
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Sold as a single card with an envelope.
Outside: Oh Holey Night
Inside: HO-HO-HOLES!
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Good Will To Hard Men
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Sticky Gooey Milky White Christmas
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Erections Included
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Twelfth Lay of Christmas
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Adult Men's Christmas Card - Sleazin'
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Cock Pounding Rear
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Trust me. I’m a lifeguard. I’m fully trained in C.P.R.
Inside: “Cock Pounding Rear”
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Rascal Video Card - Asian Influence
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Asian Influence
IN: No aftertaste. Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Cock'll Doodle-Do
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It’s you birthday, and while you may be no spring chicken
Inside: ...your cock’ll doodle-do.
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Rascal Video Card - Beef Stew
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Outside: Beef Stew

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Inside: For best results, simmer and stir.
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Attention
31044

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I suggest...
Inside: ...you stand at attention
and take what's coming to you!
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Rascal Video Card - Bench Warmer
41003-3

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Outside: Bench Warmer
Inside: The gym never looked so good.
Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Do-You-Myself Job
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I thought you might like to see my workbench and my all purpose tool.
Inside: They come in handy for all those Do-You-Myself jobs.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Basic Training
31050

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Basic training ain't all that bad.
Inside: It's the showers that really
wear you out!
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Rascal Video Card - Call Waiting
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Call Waiting...
IN: 1-800-fuckme. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Celebrate
31036

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I can't decide how we should
celebrate your birthday...
Inside: ...on the bed, the floor,
the kitchen table, in the
back seat of the car,
hanging from the chandelier!
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Rascal Video Card - Canned Meat
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Canned Meat
IN: It's not just for breakfast anymore. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Clean Card
31033

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Happy Birthday!
Inside: Sorry...This was the cleanest
card I could find!
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Rascal Video Card - Chain Reaction
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Chain Reaction
IN: Pull and release. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Clogged
31047

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Inside: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
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Rascal Video Card - Close Encounter
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Close Encounter
IN: The closer the better. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Feel Like Sex?
31032

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If this card makes you feel
like having sex, then...
Inside: ...you're nothing more than
a cheap, loving slut!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - I Made It Myself
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Blank.
Inside: Happy Birthday (I made it myself)
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Rascal Video Card - Cocktail
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Cocktail
IN: Straight up! Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Cowpoke
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Outside: Cow Poke
Inside: Ride 'em cowboy!
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Good Man
31043

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: You can't keep a good man down.
Inside: But you can always go
down on a good man.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - It's What's For Dinner
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Beef.
Inside: It’s what’s for dinner.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Jail Bait
31037

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: How about some hot jail bait to
help you cut the cake...
Inside: ...and to cut the shit!
We all know you're over 29!!
Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - End Games
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: End Games
IN: Winner takes all! Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Move A Muscle
31038

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It's your birthday! Stay in bed and
don't move a muscle...
Inside: ...Well... maybe just one!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Happy Birthday, Cocksucker
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If I had a nickel for every cock you’ve sucked
Inside: ...I could’ve bought you a really expensive gift. Happy birthday, cocksucker.
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Rascal Video Card - Hay Ride
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Hay Ride
IN: Saddle up! Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Pain In The Ass
31058

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Having another birthday is a pain in the ass!
Inside: And not in that good
way either! Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Left Hook
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Left Hook
IN: Thank goodness you're ambidextrous. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Penalty
31060

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday, a 10 yard penalty.
Inside: Right in that "tight-end" of yours!.
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Rascal Video Card - Manhandle
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Manhandle
IN: ...with care. Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Keep Getting Easier And Easier
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: While growing older may keep getting harder and harder...
Inside: You just keep getting easier and easier! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Rock Hard
31041

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: When I heard you didn't
flirt with your new cellmate
with the rock-hard body,
I realized something about you...
Inside: You really are sick.
Get better.
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Rascal Video Card - One Man Show
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Outside: One man Show
Inside: Cumming on couch near you.
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Satisfy You
31048

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If it was flowers you were
expecting, this card won't satisfy you.
Inside: But if it's a hot naked
man with a hard dick you're
craving, then Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Ordering In
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Ordering In
IN: Make sure you tip the delivery man. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Screw
31052

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday,
he wants to screw your brains out!
Inside: Looks like someone beat him to it!
Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Grab Your Ankles
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: So, it’s your birthday? Do you think I really give a fuck?!
Inside: Well, grab your ankles, cos the answer to that question is “Hell yeah!”
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Rascal Video Card - Perfect Storm
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Perfect Storm
IN: Wanna get wet? Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Puppet Show
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Puppet Show
IN: Now let's see you make it talk. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Spit-N-Spin
31056

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Found this great gift
for your birthday!
Inside: It's called the Spit-n-Spin!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Stiff One
31049

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: How about a nice stiff
one for your birthday?
Inside: Now let's see how fast you
can put it down. Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Knew I Had To Come
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: When I heard you were having a birthday party...
Inside: I knew I had to come. Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Room Service
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Room Service
IN: What happens here, stays here. Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Secrets
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Secrets
IN: Mind if I peep in your hole? Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Tastes Like Chicken
31042

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Don't be afraid!
Inside: It tastes just like chicken!
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Rascal Video Card - Security Breach
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Security Breach
IN: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - The Position
31057

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: "Assume the position!"
Inside: "Chest out! Hips bent! Legs up!" Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Gonna Make It Hurt
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I promise it’ll only hurt a little the first time.
Inside: Just kidding, bitch. I’m gonna make it hurt every fucking time!
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Rascal Video Card - Self Love
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Self Love
IN: Share the love. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Under 25
31034

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I asked a salesman where I could pick up something for under 25 bucks!
Inside: He gave me your address.
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - We Have Ways
31054

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: We have ways of making you talk.
Inside: And even more ways
of making you beg!
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Rascal Video Card - Significant Other
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Significant Other
IN: Happy Birthday to you and your siginificant other.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Melts In Your Mouth
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Melts in your mouth.
Inside: Not in your hands.
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Falcon Greeting Card - What's Up
31031

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: What's Up?
Inside: Choose one: Your Age,
Your weight, your temp,
your legs, your hands, your time
all of the above.
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Rascal Video Card - Staff Meeting
41027-3

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Outside: Staff Meeting
Inside: Cream in your coffee?
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Woke Me
31046

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Now that you woke me...
Inside: You've got to stroke me!
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Rascal Video Card - Surprise Package
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Surprise Package
IN: I'll give you one guess what's in this packag! Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Yours, Mine
31051

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I believe this is yours.
Inside: Who am I kidding... it's MINE!!
(And all you get is this stupid card.)
Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Give It A Try Sometime
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I finally discovered what the area between my balls and my asshole is called.
Inside: “Chin Rest.” Care to give it a try sometime?
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Rascal Video Card - Sweat Shop
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Sweat Shop
IN: Kinda made me sweat, shopping for this card. Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Water Sport
41018-3

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Outside: Water Sport
Inside: Extra large towel required.
Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Hardwired
41004-3

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Hardwired
IN: Some assembly required. Happy Birthday.
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Rascal Video Card - Wet Dreams
41017-3

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Wet Dreams
IN: Here's something to wake up to! Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - My Hand Is Tired
3618-3

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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I spent the whole day thinking about you.
Inside: Damnit, my hand is tired!
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Rascal Video Card - Crack Addict
41013-3

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
OUT: Crack Addict
IN: Hey, we've all got our weaknesses. Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Give Me Ten
31001

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Drop and give me ten!
Inside: Ten inches that is! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Wet Dreams
31004

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday, I want to make your dreams come true!
Inside: Especially your wet dreams. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Love Me Deep
31016

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Love me tender...
Inside: ...love me deep.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Find A Nice Face To Sit
3602-3

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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It’s your birthday. Just take a load off and relax.
Inside: Find a nice face to sit.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Hard To Believe
31027

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It's hard to believe you're another year older.
Inside: I suggest you take this sitting down. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Go Up
31061

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Sometimes there's no where to go but up!
Inside: Then again, you're known for going down.
Happy Birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Man Around The House
31062

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It's time you finally had a man around the house!
Inside: God knows you've had them every place else!
Happy Birthday!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Like Diamonds
31063

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Men are like diamonds...
Inside: They're never too big or too hard. Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Remember What To Do With It
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: There’s more research devoted to Erectile Dysfunction than Alzheimer’s Disease.
Inside: That just means, at your age, you’ll still get a hard-on, you just won’t remember what to do with it. Happy birthday, you senile old prick.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Eyes Say Yes
31064

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: His eyes say yes...
Inside: The rest speaks for itself! Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - A Little Love
31065

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: At your age a little love never hurt.
Inside: But a big one can be murder! Happy birthday!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Boy Next Door
31066

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I'm surprised you still haven't met the boy next door.
Inside: God knows you've been around the block!
Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Size
31067

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Size isn't everything.
Inside: It's the only thing. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Like A Man
31068

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Take it like a man!
Inside: You're a year older! Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Fuck You Twice Tonight
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I know the only thing you really want for your birthday is 12” of hard cock.
Inside: Looks like I’m gonna need to fuck you twice tonight!
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Falcon Greeting Card - Whips Out Dick
31069

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: On your birthday, what should you do
if your date unexpectedly whips out his dick?
Inside: By all means! Jump on it! Happy birthday
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Falcon Greeting Card - Something
31070

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I had something in mind for your birthday...
Inside: Now seems like the perfect time to bring it up!
Happy birthday.
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Chi Chi LaRue Christmas Card - No Peeking
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
FRONTAL NUDITY on card
Sold as a single card with an envelope.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Sex At Your Age
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Sex at your age isn’t much different than it was in your youth. It just requires a bit more preparation...
Inside: ...and a lot more Preparation H! Happy birthday, you old pain in the ass!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Gift Is Already Wrapped
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It’s your birthday.
Inside:
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Sink Your False Teeth Into
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Through the lips and over the gums
Inside: Past the dentures, here it comes! Hope your birthday is something you can really sink your false teeth into.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - They All Kept Saying No
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I couldn’t spend this day with anyone hotter or sexier than you.
Inside: I tried, but they all kept saying no. Oh well... Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - A Little Cheap Sex
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: There’s no shame in having a little cheap sex now and then.
Inside: gh I imagine at your age it can get to be rather expensive. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Bed Of Roses
31026

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: For your birthday, I've arranged for a beautiful boy on a bed of roses...
Inside: ...and I got pricked in the process. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Blew It Twice
31018

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: The card is late, the gift is used. Okay, I admit it...
Inside: ...I blew it twice. Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Another Birthday Rears Itself
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: As yet another birthday rears itself
Inside: I thought I might blow a few “birthday kisses” your way!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Twenty Minutes Of Peace And Quiet
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: The best part about letting you suck my cock
Inside: ...is the twenty minutes of peace and quiet. Happy birthday, cocksucker.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Blowing It
31017

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Your present cost me a whole paycheck, but I didn't mind blowing it.
Inside: At that price, I didn't mind fucking it either. Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Be Kind To The Animals
3600-3

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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Please be kind to the animals.
Inside: Wear fur and eat meat.
Happy Birthday!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Blowing My Entire Wad
3617-3

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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I heard your birthday was coming, so I wanted to start saving up.
Inside: I ended up blowing my entire wad on this card.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Two Balls, No Strikes
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Two balls. No strikes. Bases loaded.
Inside: You’re at the bottom of a nine lookin’ at extra innings! Hope your birthday is a real grand slam.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Long, Hard Ride
31003

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: At your age you probably think you've tamed every frontier...
Inside: ...but you've got a long, hard ride in front of you. Happy birthday.
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Falcon Greeting Card - One Of A Kind
31030

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Blank
Inside: You are one-of-a-kind!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Change Between The Cushions
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: You used to have fantasies of finding a hot stud like this on your couch.
Inside: Nowadays, you’re thrilled just to find loose change between the cushions. Hope your birthday is full of pleasant discoveries.
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Falcon Greeting Card - Surprise
31028

To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If you turn him over, you'll find a nice surprise.
Inside: Me! Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - What's It gonna Be
3603-3

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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: So what’s it gonna be?
Inside: The Persian or the Bare Skin? Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Wouldn't Even Give A Shit
3607-3

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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Of course I remembered your birthday!
Inside: Did you think I wouldn’t even give a shit?!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Your Face Here
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It’s your birthday! I hope this is the year you get the body you’ve always wanted.
Inside: ...whichever way you can get it! (Your Face Here)
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Phenomenon Factory Greeting Card - Carlos, Andre & Mike by David Sprigle
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