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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Christmas #026
LD026

Cover Message: You know that saying,
'the best things come in small packages'?
Inside Message: That's what men with small
packages day. Merry Christmas!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Christmas #029
LD029

Cover Message: To me they're not so much
'The Three Wise Men',
as the 'Three Typical Men
Inside Message: You know, arriving late
with inappropriate gifts expecting
a virgin. Merry Christmas
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #107
LD107

Cover Message: So Doll, I heard that
60 is the new 40
Inside Message: Oh, great. Does that mean
we have to go through
menopause again?
Happy 60th!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #114
LD114

Cover Message: Doll! Did you hear they found
what causes spontaneous combustion?
Inside Message: Farting during a hot flash.
Keep a fan handy, and have
a Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Knee/Hip Surgery #115
LD115

Cover Message: We're all getting older, Doll.
Inside Message: Remember when a joint was something
you hid instead of had replaced?
Get Better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #116
LD116

Cover Message: All my friends were
doing it, so I finally got it waxed.
Inside Message: I can't believe how nice
and smooth my face is. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #117
LD117

Cover Message: Listen Doll,
Repeat after me, "I am not old."
Inside Message: Unless of course, you used
to babysit the Walmart greeter.
Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #118
LD118

Cover Message: So Doll, I now wear one
of those little buttons for emergencies
Inside Message: I push it whenever I need my
drink refilled. Make your wishes known -
Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - 2nd Marriage #119
LD119

Cover Message: Just remember, Doll -
First husbands are like training bras.
Inside Message: Quickly outgrown, mostley for show,
and no good when you need heavy lifting.
All the best!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #101
LD101

Message On Cover:
So Doll, know why women of a certain age favor leopard prints?
Message Inside:
It distracts from the age spots. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Colonoscopy #102
LD102

Cover Message: So Doll - Here's what I don't get
about colonoscopies -
Inside Message: Remember when it was rude to stick
a camera in someone's face.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #108
LD108

Cover Message: These days, Doll, I just
hope Spring Break . . .
Inside Message: doesn't mean my hip.
Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #109
LD109

Cover Message: I wanted to bake you a cake,
buy you a gift, andthrow you a party,
Inside Message: but I'd have to get out of
this chair. Happy Birthday, anyway!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #110
LD110

Cover Message: A good friend goes with
you to the restroom.
Inside Message: A great friend covers an
embarrassing sound you make with a little cough.
Thanks for being a great friend!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Hysterectomy #111
LD111

Cover Message: I was so surprised when my doctor mentioned a hysterectomy.
Inside Message: It's been so long since
I used any of that I forgot it was there.
Hope you're feeling better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #112
LD112

Cover Message: I used to moan during sex,
Inside Message: but it kept waking my
husband up.
Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Recover #113
LD113

Cover Message: How times change.
Inside Message: I can remember when
'recover' was something you did to
a chair. Feel better soon, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #001
LD001

Message On Cover:
Recently, my gyno is the only man that want's to see me naked
Message Inside:
and I have to pay him to look...Have a Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #009
LD009

Message On Cover:
For your birthday, let's go to the mall
Message Inside:
and taunt some teenagers with our higher credit limit and easier access to prescription painkillers. Have a great day, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #013
LD013

Message On Cover:
Oh goody, we're getting older.
Message Inside:
If my upper arms get any looser, I'll be able to fly. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #055
LD055

Message On Cover:
You want to know the best way to cover gray hair?
Message Inside:
Cotton panties, Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #058
LD058

Message On Cover:
I got collagen injections for fuller lips.
Message Inside:
Now I can't cross my legs. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #074
LD074

Message On Cover:
Listen Doll, having a whip and spurs doesn't make you'a cowgirl.
Message Inside:
It makes you 'more likely to get what you want'. Whatever it takes to have a great birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #081
LD081

Message On Cover:
It's your birhtday, Doll - Don't worry about dieting
Message Inside:
Unless, of course, you moon someone and they think your airbag's gone off. Have a great day!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #083
LD083

Message On Cover:
Thank goodness they finally decided there's global warming.
Message Inside:
I thought it was just me. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #091
LD091

Message On Cover:
Oh, Hi Doll. Did you hear my mirrors stopped working?
Message Inside:
Everytime I looked in one I saw my mother. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #093
LD093

Message On Cover:
I don't know why women complain about pantyhose?
Message Inside:
At least when your lady parts drop, they're easier to find. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #062
LD062

Message On Cover:
The doctor said I should elevate my legs more.
Message Inside:
Like he's the first man to tell me that. So what's up, Doll?
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #071
LD071

Message On Cover:
Just remember, Doll
Message Inside:
Most problems can be solved with a shovel and an alibi. Thinking of you!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Girl Talk #061
LD061

Message On Cover:
No Doll, I'm not a model
Message Inside:
I just have to stand like this when I Cough, laugh or sneeze. Don't ya love being a girl?
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Medical Test #082
LD082

Message On Cover:
I know Doll, we all get tired of doctors.
Message Inside:
The next set of stirrups I see better come with a pony. Thinking of you!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Sister Birthday #069
LD069

Message On Cover:
You know, Sis, you were always 'the pretty one'.
Message Inside:
Which forced me to be 'the gorgeous one'. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #008
LD008

Message On Cover:
So what if you're a year older, Doll? Your're Gorgeous, thin, brilliant, and have fabulous taste
Message Inside:
Now do me.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #016
LD016

Message On Cover:
When it comes to men, you got to know when to hold them, know when to scold them, know when to walk away
Message Inside:
Know where to grab and twist to get their full attention. Happpy Birthday, Doll.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #096
LD096

Message On Cover:
Doctors say we should check our boobs every month
Message Inside:
Mine's still on the couch where I left him. Happy Birthday
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #017
LD017

Message On Cover:
How can you tell you had too much fun on your birthday?
Message Inside:
Your OBGYN hears an echo. Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #084
LD084

Message On Cover:
So Doll, do you know how to tell when your youth is over?
Message Inside:
Your drugs come from Canada instead of Mexico. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #097
LD097

Message On Cover:
No Doll, I don't have whiplash.
Message Inside:
I just ran out of scarves to hide my neck. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #085
LD085

Message On Cover:
It's the latest in self-defense.
Message Inside:
'Perky Repellent'
Don't thank me, just have a fabulous birthday.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #090
LD090

Message On Cover:
You know the best way to ease the appearance of wrinkles?
Message Inside:
Leave your glasses on the nightstand. Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #098
LD098

Message On Cover:
Oh look, Doll - It's the tiny purse stage of life.
Message Inside:
You know, that grace period between Tampax and Depends. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #068
LD068

Message On Cover:
So Doll, the other day the cable guy and I were in the trapeze playing Tarzan and Xena Warrior Princess, when suddenly the cat jumps in -
Message Inside:
What? Didn't you know I had a cat? Guess we need to catch up!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Get Well #023
LD023

Message On Cover:
So listen Doll, if you have a cute doctor...
Message Inside:
consider wearing your hospital gown backwards. Get better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #100
LD100

Message On Cover:
I used to visit museums
Message Inside:
but I had to stop when a group of kids gathered and the guide started describing me. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Get Well #056
LD056

Message On Cover:
So Doll, I heard you were flat on your back
Message Inside:
Reliving prom night? Hope you're felling better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Girl Talk #041
LD041

Message On Cover:
So Doll, if he says he needs to find himself, tell him
Message Inside:
'You're a jerk. There, I saved you the trip.'
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Aquarius
5139

The Water Bearer
January 20-February 18
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Bad Spellers
5812

Cover Message:
Bad Spellers of America UNTIE!
Inside Message:
Let me S-P-E-L-L it out for you-
Happy Birthday!
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Cute Chick
5757

Cover Message:
Just what you wanted for your Birthday...
Inside Message:
A cute chick with big hooters
and a nice ass!
Happy Birthday
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Aries
5141

The Ram
March 21-April 19
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Difference Between
5913

Cover Message:
What's the difference between
love, true love, and showing off?
Inside Message:
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Happy Birthday
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Cancer
5132

The Crab
June 21-July 22
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - First Sex Partner
5653

Cover Message:
Happy Birthday!
Do you remember your first sex partner?
Inside Message:
You should! It's right there
on the end of your arm.
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Let's Get Drunk
5728

Cover Message:
The Twinkling stars, the moon's pale light,
such beauty fills the sky at night.
Inside Message:
ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT. LET'S GO GET DRUNK!
Happy Birthday.
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Capricorn
5138

The Goat
December 22-January 19
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Gemini
5131

The Twins
May 21-June 20
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Titz Hang Lo
5927

Cover Message:
Your style and Mature, feminine beauty
reminds me of that famous Geisha-
Inside Message:
Titz Hang Lo, Happy Birthday!
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Trisexual
5577

Cover Message:
Straight? Gay? Bisexual?
Me? I think I'm Strisexual...
Inside Message:
At my age,I'll try anything!
Happy Birthday
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Leo
5133

The Lion
July 23-August 22
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Smart Alex Birthday Card - Turbo 5000
5890

Cover Message:
Excuse me! Is there an Anne Smith
Sho lives in this neighborhood?
I have an important delivery for her.
Turbo 5000 Vibrabat
Inside Message:
It's your birthday, treat yourself!
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Libra
5135

The Scales
September 23-October 22
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Smart Alex Get Well Card - Feel Better Coupon
5148

Cover Message:
I'm sorry, Mr. Doyle, but we clearly
stated all coupons must be presented
prior to surgery.
Inside Message:
Coupon that says Feel Better Soon.
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Smart Alex Write Soon Card - You Never Called Back
5300

Cover Message:
I'm so sorry that your arms fell off!
Inside Message:
I guess that's why you never
called me back!
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Sagittarius
5137

The Archer
November 22-December 21
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Scorpio
5136

The Scorpion
October 23-November 21
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Smart Alex Zodiac Card - Taurus
5142

The Bull
April 20-May 20 This card is slightly naughty!
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