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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - I Made It Myself
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Blank.
Inside: Happy Birthday (I made it myself)
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - It's What's For Dinner
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Beef.
Inside: It’s what’s for dinner.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Remember What To Do With It
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: There’s more research devoted to Erectile Dysfunction than Alzheimer’s Disease.
Inside: That just means, at your age, you’ll still get a hard-on, you just won’t remember what to do with it. Happy birthday, you senile old prick.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Sex At Your Age
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Sex at your age isn’t much different than it was in your youth. It just requires a bit more preparation...
Inside: ...and a lot more Preparation H! Happy birthday, you old pain in the ass!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Sink Your False Teeth Into
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Through the lips and over the gums
Inside: Past the dentures, here it comes! Hope your birthday is something you can really sink your false teeth into.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - They All Kept Saying No
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I couldn’t spend this day with anyone hotter or sexier than you.
Inside: I tried, but they all kept saying no. Oh well... Happy Birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Twenty Minutes Of Peace And Quiet
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: The best part about letting you suck my cock
Inside: ...is the twenty minutes of peace and quiet. Happy birthday, cocksucker.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Two Balls, No Strikes
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Two balls. No strikes. Bases loaded.
Inside: You’re at the bottom of a nine lookin’ at extra innings! Hope your birthday is a real grand slam.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - What's It gonna Be
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: So what’s it gonna be?
Inside: The Persian or the Bare Skin? Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Wouldn't Even Give A Shit
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Of course I remembered your birthday!
Inside: Did you think I wouldn’t even give a shit?!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Your Face Here
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It’s your birthday! I hope this is the year you get the body you’ve always wanted.
Inside: ...whichever way you can get it! (Your Face Here)
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - A Little Cheap Sex
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: There’s no shame in having a little cheap sex now and then.
Inside: gh I imagine at your age it can get to be rather expensive. Happy birthday.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Another Birthday Rears Itself
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: As yet another birthday rears itself
Inside: I thought I might blow a few “birthday kisses” your way!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Be Kind To The Animals
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Please be kind to the animals.
Inside: Wear fur and eat meat.
Happy Birthday!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Blowing My Entire Wad
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I heard your birthday was coming, so I wanted to start saving up.
Inside: I ended up blowing my entire wad on this card.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Cock Pounding Rear
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: Trust me. I’m a lifeguard. I’m fully trained in C.P.R.
Inside: “Cock Pounding Rear”
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Do-You-Myself Job
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I thought you might like to see my workbench and my all purpose tool.
Inside: They come in handy for all those Do-You-Myself jobs.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Find A Nice Face To Sit
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: It’s your birthday. Just take a load off and relax.
Inside: Find a nice face to sit.
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Fuck You Twice Tonight
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I know the only thing you really want for your birthday is 12” of hard cock.
Inside: Looks like I’m gonna need to fuck you twice tonight!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Give It A Try Sometime
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I finally discovered what the area between my balls and my asshole is called.
Inside: “Chin Rest.” Care to give it a try sometime?
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Gonna Make It Hurt
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: I promise it’ll only hurt a little the first time.
Inside: Just kidding, bitch. I’m gonna make it hurt every fucking time!
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Grab Your Ankles
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: So, it’s your birthday? Do you think I really give a fuck?!
Inside: Well, grab your ankles, cos the answer to that question is “Hell yeah!”
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Raging Stallion Studios Greeting Card - Happy Birthday, Cocksucker
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To purchase, you must be 18 yrs old
This card contains NUDITY.
Outside: If I had a nickel for every cock you’ve sucked
Inside: ...I could’ve bought you a really expensive gift. Happy birthday, cocksucker.
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