The Scorpion
October 23-November 21
This card is slightly naughty!
Inside Card:
You always expand your horizons, but usually start with your ass. If you want to lose weight, you should lose your mind; it's not doing you a bit of good anyway. Even if you lose weight, you will still have the same obnoxious peronality and no one will like you. Your lucky number is zero.
Card Size is 4.5" X 6.5".
